Friday, March 2, 2007

Torii update

FORT MISERY, Fla. -- Torii did not lose consciousness and has no concussion symptoms after being hit in the back left side of his head, according to the medical report passed on to official spokesman Mike Herman.

Hunter is alert and coherent, according to the report. Public address announcer just announced it to the crowd.

I used the "Fort Misery" dateline this time, because that's what Torii calls this place.

1 comment:

TwinsJunkie said...

Good to hear, good to hear. Does Torii actually detest Fort Myers though?